Friday, April 30, 2010
The Giver Review
Every year, the kids who are 12 years old are given their assigned jobs at the Ceremony of Twelve. At this time, the kids are told what field they are going into and then become apprentices. Most jobs are occupations such as Director of Recreation or Birthmother, jobs that benefit the Community in some way. But when the Chief Elder skipped Jonas's number, he knew something was wrong. At the end of the ceremony, when all the other Twelves had recieved their new Assignments, Jonas was called up and was assigned the prestigious, honorable job of becoming the new Receiver of Memory. Because he was given this job, he was set apart from the other children. He was not to tell anyone of his training, for it was written in the rules. What shocked him the most was that he did not have to follow the Community's very strict set of rules any longer. He was permitted to say "offending" things to other people and was not expected to apologize for it. His set of rules given to him at the Ceremony of Twelve were simple. There was no instruction manual telling him how to prepare for his job. He recieved a single sheet of paper with 8 little rules on it.
Upon meeting the current Receiver of Memory, Jonas learns what the ability of "seeing beyond" really is. Throughout the following days and weeks, he begins to aquire the knowledge of what the past was like. He starts to unearth many different qualities of life that have been lost to people of his time. He begins to see color, he feels emotions that he's never felt before. And just when he starts to feel all of these amazing feelings, the Giver starts transferring memories of pain, suffering, starvation, and war. Not only does he learn of the misery of the past, but he is shown that his own community is not as perfect as it seems. With the knowledge that he has acquired, Jonas must now make a crucial decision that could effect everyone around him. I highly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a gripping story that keeps you interested throughout the entire thing, wondering what's going to happen on the next page.
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Cross-Examination
MC: Yes sir, I am.
DA: Are you also aware that you are a pack rat?
MC: I, uh, well..
DA: Did you know that not only can your closet floor not be seen because of your excessive shoe inventory, but that your entire closet rack is filled with clothes? The entire thing?
MC: Well.. I can explain..
DA: No time for silly explanations made up off of the top of your head, Miss Covington. We have more important matters to attend to. How do you explain the five pairs of flip flops resting in your closet right now?
MC: I, uh, needed a variety!
DA: Unacceptable. And the 2 pairs of Birkenstocks? How long have those been out of style? And why on earth do you have two pairs?
MC: I, uhm, don't wear those anymore..
DA: Then why, Miss Covington, are they still in your closet cluttering up your floor? How do you explain that?
MC: I'm.. Saving them for my sister! Yeah! She'll be able to wear them soon and she loves to wear my shoes!
DA: Bringing your 7-year-old sister in this debate are you?
MC: Its true!
DA: Yeah, yeah. Save it. So enough with your shoe collection. How do you explain having 3 pairs of shorts that look almost exactly the same? Three pairs! What possible use do you have for 3 pairs that look exactly alike?!
MC: I thought they were cute.. And the, uh, laundry takes a while..
DA: So you buy 3 pairs of the exact same shorts so you can wear them while the others are being washed?
MC: Yes sir.
DA: Hmm.. Interesting. And your tank top collection? How do you explain having over 10 tank tops cluttering your closet?
MC: I like to have different colors.. And they're great for summer weather..
DA: Lets see.. This report says that they're all different sizes, Miss Covington. You have 8 mediums, 3 smalls, and.. What's this? An extra small?! Why on earth do you have an extra small Miss Covington?!
MC: I wear different sizes in different brands! Its a different brand than all the others!
DA: You need to clean up your act, Miss Covington, along with your closet.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Red Wheelbarrow Poem
by those who chase and thirst
for affection, Wanted by every
soul on the face of this earth, Needed
in every corner of the planet, Lacking in
places where it is well deserved. Some
just wish for it, some make their own luck and
chase after it themselves. And then there's
those few who wait for it to come close
to them, yet when it is right there
in their reach, they let it free.
What might this strong
emotion be, you
may ask?
Love.