Numbered List

So I was sitting in CBA with Mr. Alen Richardson discussing what I would blog about. We sat at my computer and talked for quite a few minutes about potential blog posts. We came up with many interesting possibilites (okay, so maybe they were all failures), but as many of you know, Alen is a fan of Chuck Norris. As a result of his influencing my decisions, I was going to list Alen's top reasons why Chuck Norris kills people. But then I started thinking hard about this subject, and deemed it inappropriate (partly because I don't want Chuck Norris to come find me...I know he will!). Instead of listing the top reasons why Chuck Norris kills people, I am going to list the top 10 Chuck Norris jokes of all time! So...enjoy!(:

1. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity...twice.
2. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart is not nearly foolish enough to attack him.
3. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
4. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
5. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
6. There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
7. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
9. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
10. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

So those are the top 10 Chuck Norris jokes, at least according to the author of a how-to website.